three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work but that has to be the most precise due time that I have ever heard.
Pregnancy in RP.
Why has no one given this woman her own super hero movie
i run my fingers through my own hair and i grab my own ass
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.